CIMETRONELLE SECURITY SYSTEM
NOX // INCIDENT REPORT ARCHIVE
FILE: INC-2023-1022-0817
DATE: 22/10/2023-CRT
TIME: 08:17
LOCATION: KITCHEN
CLASSIFICATION: GREEN
TYPE: UNIDENTIFIED SANITARY INCIDENT
INVOLVED: ANTHONY J. CROWLEY
STATUS: CLOSED
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At approximately 08:17 CRT, an anatomically questionable drawing was discovered on the kitchen refrigerator.
The illustration appeared to depict male reproductive anatomy, although its proportions were inconsistent with any known biological reference.
No immediate health or security threat was identified.
Crowley denied all involvement.
The incident is considered resolved from a sanitary and operational standpoint.
The identity of the artist remains unknown (Crowley continues to deny involvement).
His insistence that the illustration represented a mushroom has been preserved in the permanent archive for future reference.
No further investigation needed.
[END OF REPORT]
STATUS: ARCHIVED
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